By Mark Miner

"Hey man, let's go steal some badgers from the zoo.  We can let them loose at lunch and it'll be rad!"

"Goldfish in the pool, man?  Lame.  I'm getting pirahna."

"Turtles are just like speed bumps.  Go faster and you won't feel 'em."

"I've got the bolt cutters and padlocks.  You get more ferrets before PE and meet me in the locker room."

"Bet we could get a chinchilla infestation going in the library."

"And when the bear gets close enough..."

 

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