By Matt Miner

From Tucson on to Durham,
We drove a little truck,
Night One in Albuquerque,
Where our hotel didn't
Suck my coffee in the morning
as east-bound miles passed,
We made it into Arkansas
and that place stinks like
Ask me 'bout the next one,
the "Volunteer State",
Al Gore says he's from there
and they wish he'd stay
Away from friends and family,
We miss you big and small.
And my knock-off rhyme is ending
with a shout out to you all!